Oh, R&A Marketing’s off to Vegas, what a sight!

To the Furniture Market, where trends burn bright

Three massive buildings, off-strip they stand

Filled with sofas and chairs, oh so grand!

Networking in showrooms, schmoozing galore

“This lampshade’s fabulous!” they’ll ooh and adore

Partners to visit, new styles to see

While dreaming of blackjack and hitting a spree

From modern to rustic, they’ll see it all

Then dash to the casino, hear Lady Luck call

“All on black!” they’ll shout with glee

As the little ball spins, their hearts run free

Exhausted from shopping and gambling thrills

They’ll stuff their faces, forget about bills

At an all-you-can-eat buffet, piled high

Crab legs and prime rib, oh my, oh my!

So here’s to R&A, in Sin City’s embrace

Mixing business with pleasure at a dizzying pace

May they return with new trends and tales to tell

And hopefully, their bank accounts intact as well!